The guy on the left is the one I’m currently dating, and the guy on the right is the one who wants to be dating, but lives in LA.

It just doesn’t get more awkward than admitting they’re both out of my league and make me feel self-conscious. They can float compliments or affection as much as they’d like, but, I know better than that. In fact, I’m patiently waiting for something crazy to jump out from behind a tree and go, “BOO,” just to help keep everything in my life in balance.