January 2012
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Knightin Shingingarmorus GENUS AND SPECIES.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Wow. Sorry, Bradley.
Dec 31st
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My fantasy football team--THE UNICORNS--won in our...
Accidentally out-competing eight machismo, football-crazed, straight boys without even caring never felt sweeter.
Dec 30th
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Recharged.
I came back from my vacation to find out I had won employee of the week last week. To which, Ryan informed the office to let me know that he thought I was a ‘bum.’ Tempted as I am to be angry, he’s right. I’ve been exhausted and apathetic the last month and a half. I haven’t been slacking off to the extent that things are falling behind, but, I haven’t exactly...
Dec 30th
Love is not only blind, but stupid, too.
Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Fuck yes, tequila.
Dec 23rd
stand-by-me asked: Which character in the Lord of the Rings would you choose to be and why
Dec 22nd
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Ask questions, win prizes. →
Dec 22nd
Get on OkCupid randomly
wtfwjoed: Have a bunch of messages from skinny white boys. why GPOY
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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"If you don't serve love, you don't deserve love."
thefuckwouldisaywhatfor: I can’t stop thinking about this line.  I’ve always been envious, as I tend to think/speak/write tangentially and in furious and lengthy bursts, of songwriters who can somehow gather a vast and tumultuous multifaceted piece of the human experience and somehow condense and compact it until it just a couplet, or a single shimmery hook set to a tune. I sat there last...
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Anonymous asked: how long (in inches) is your longest nipple hair?
Dec 21st
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Anonymous asked: What's up with the guy you were dating?
Dec 21st
stand-by-me asked: If you could wish mesothelioma on someone, who would it be?
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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TMI TUESDAY OF No-one-has-any-questions →
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Another one of those days where I am grinding myself against my own flaws. Isn’t that silly? I spend Friday night being lauded by people, and Monday morning trying to justify my existence? No idea how things work out that way. I feel like an idiot when I do it, which, as you can imagine, helps. Because, literally, the one thing I am doing is asking myself, “Why are you not...
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Literally roaming the apartment shirtless trying...
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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God, I'm so tired. I just want to curl up in my...
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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"Oh God, Chris and Christian?"
The drunk girl from the bar last night.
Dec 15th
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Finishing up the third date.
He does this thing where he sighs and looks at me. He’ll smile, but, there’s sadness. He’ll be leaving for a month, and for once he wants to stay. He doesn’t talk. He’s absurdly quiet sometimes to the point where I know I just have to try and figure it out on my own. So, I lean in with a kiss and let him know I’ll miss him and I’ll be here when he gets back. This elicits a smile, which,...
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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