January 2011
Jan 1st
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Oh, bad 80's jokes.
Atreyu: We need weapons!
Bastian: Alright. I wish for... a spray can!
Atreyu: A spray can? Is that a weapon in your world?
Bastian: Yeah, people use it against walls all the time!
Atreyu: Those walls must be dangerous.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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GIRL, YOU SMELL GOOD. DID YOU TAKE A BATH IN...
Mmmm.
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
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December 2010
3 years I've been on this tumblr.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
Sometimes moving on isn’t a matter of letting go of what you lost. Instead, it’s about realizing that you’ll find what you’re looking for again. All of those little things I was holding on to exist. I will have late nights filled with intimate and encouraging affection. I will have children. I will have my career. Just with someone else. And as long as I keep those dreams...
Dec 30th
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Realizing that your ex-girlfriend's younger...
Priceless.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Honestly, at this point, if I were to jump into a...
From that Death Cab song, “Cath…”
Dec 30th
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Update.
It’s one of those nights where instead of writing out the complexity of the emotions I feel, I’m infinitely more interested in just sitting around and letting depressing music wash over me. For some reason, the notes and melodies wash into the crevices of my thoughts more perfectly than my own words. Relationships are on my mind this season, and they have been for a while. Everything...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
worstbestfriend asked: Which picture did you reblog. My email only tells me that you reblogged one of those men and what the caption was. I wanna knowwwwwwww
Dec 29th
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I don't want to work today.
Sir, I know you have cancer, but I’m in no mood.
Dec 29th
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worstbestfriend asked: Which picture did you reblog. My email only tells me that you reblogged one of those men and what the caption was. I wanna knowwwwwwww
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Mobile Chubby Chasing.
I’ve downloaded a BMI calculator to my phone and have synced my e-mail. Now, all that’s left is to find a nice craigslist app and I’ll have everything I need at my fingertips. Yessssssss.
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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adamhm replied to your video: Introductory video and hello, courtesy of the new… you talk with your hands as much as i do!
Dec 28th
cogsworthylemon asked: Hi, so I was looking through your blog, deciding to follow you or not...I saw a picture of The Muppet Christmas Carol. Instant follow :) Plus your introductory video was nice.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
cogsworthylemon asked: Hi, so I was looking through your blog, deciding to follow you or not...I saw a picture of The Muppet Christmas Carol. Instant follow :) Plus your introductory video was nice.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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WatchWatch
Introductory video and hello, courtesy of the new phone. Hi everyone, and OH MY GOD I SOUND SO GAY.
Dec 27th
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WatchWatch
Introductory video and hello, courtesy of the new phone. Hi everyone, and OH MY GOD I SOUND SO GAY.
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
By the time you finish reading this, what could...
Welcome to future.
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Updating from the new phone!
HTC incredible.
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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worstbestfriend asked: Something about you with a stick unicorn is really cute. Can't quite put my finger on it.
Dec 21st
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The time my foot got stuck in the revolving door.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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worstbestfriend asked: Something about you with a stick unicorn is really cute. Can't quite put my finger on it.
Dec 21st
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We are filling out a self-evaluation at work...
Strategically speaking, the best strategy is to give myself all “Needs Improvement” marks. Chiefly because 1) I’ve only been here three months, so everything needs to be improved; 2) Guy, my supervisor, is very sympathetic towards my low self esteem, and will as a result laud my performance; 3) the reader would likely attribute something like that to a low self esteem issue more...
Dec 20th
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That moment when you realize someone brought your...
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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My God, do I do anything except whine?
Dec 19th
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The young girl was gone, but a handsome woman had...
Dec 19th
Excuse me while I prepare myself for...
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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All Gods dispense suffering without reason....
Dec 16th
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Drunk Voicemail
Dear Chris, Your voice mail is very deceptive. I would just like to tell you that. Anyways, I miss you, and I had a great night tonight, and if you were here or I were there, we would have an even greater time. Because it would be really funny. And because I haven’t hung out with you in, like, four years. Which is kind of weird. But also really cool. Anywho. I look forward to talking...
Dec 15th
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Immigration is a human rights issue, not a...
Keep your talk of “illegals” to your fucking selves.
Dec 15th
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