December 2009
Formspring me while I'm gone! →
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Heaven
Anthony: So, our place would have cedar and cupcake candles, be immaculate, and have five kids running around?
Me: Heaven was always meant to be built on Earth. :)
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morningmellow:
Hem ‘Half-acre’ Begins with a...
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stand-by-me:
starsandboulevards:
I’M SO GOD DAMN BORED, YOU GET ON AIM RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW GOD DAMMIT! Love, Bradley
BITCH, YOU FUCKING WAIT. IF I WANT TO AIM YOUR ASS I WILL, AND IF I DON’T YOU WILL SIT THERE AND LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT, GOT THAT?
Ask me anything
You don’t know ‘bout mah life
Psssh. Who doesn’t?
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Isn’t the internet fun? We can all pretend to be so enlightened, and occasionally, accidentally fall prey to sagacity.
Oh, and you are fucking hot! ;)
I fall prey too often, I’d think, lol.
And thanks for the compliment. :) Not deserved. But thank you.
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how ya doin today?
Pretty damn dandy! How about you, dear?
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What is the secret to being happy?
That’s complicated. But it goes something a lot like this: happiness is in the small things. :) So, for me, happiness is in an ice cold Diet Coke. Or, better, when you’re lucky enough to get the ones out of the vending machine that’s broken in just the right way so that the top ices over just slightly. Those. Those are the...
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I’M SO GOD DAMN BORED, YOU GET ON AIM RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW GOD DAMMIT!
Love, Bradley
BITCH, YOU FUCKING WAIT. IF I WANT TO AIM YOUR ASS I WILL, AND IF I DON’T YOU WILL SIT THERE AND LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT, GOT THAT?
Ask me anything
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I bought my candle as part of a Christmas...
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Every year around this time I light a candle and...
I know most of us gays don’t do God, but I do. This is the only night of the year I formally pray, and so I tend to take it seriously. I don’t talk about it much because gays are pretty bitter toward [deity of your choosing here], but, I decided to go out on a limb and invite others to join in.
All you have to do is find a quiet moment and speak openly and honestly about something you...
Formsprung? →
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You were beautiful when I first saw your feathers...
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Tell me something good! →
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So you’re pretty awesome, just thought you’d like to know that :)
Why are you so sweet?
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Perrier.
Drive through lady: Okay, one coke, here you go.
Me: Thank you. Here you go, Khuyen.
Khuyen: Thank you.
[Khuyen takes a sip as I'm driving off]
Khuyen: Wow. This tastes different.
Me: What?
Khuyen: It tastes like... coke flavored... soda water.
Me: You know that's what... Coke is. Right?
Khuyen: No! No. It tastes like. Fizzy mineral water.
Me: Perrier? [raises an eyebrow]
Khuyen: Yeah.
[I take a sip]
Me: That's Dr. Pepper.
Khuyen: Oh.
Formspring!! →
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“They will love all of me or none of me, and that is my decision.”
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You have found a small key! But it can only be...
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In the few hours I spent with the extended family...
“Black people” and “welfare.”
The “socialist” government.
The “communist conspiracy.”
Why the Chinese “can’t be trusted.”
When you marry a “hispanic,” you will “always be late to everything.”
I'm in Houston for the holidays, so, any time when...
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“Sorry Bradley, but not even I with all my rainbows, sunshine and unicorns can...”
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Precious
Me: That was a good movie!
Jeremy Brown: Really? I wasn't sure that you'd like it.
Me: Pfft. Why not?
Jeremy Brown: Well, you are white and sort of privileged.
Me: Oh, one of THOSE people.
Jeremy Brown: I mean, you could've been like, "Ohh, whatever, she could have just moved out."
Me: What?! Where to?
Jeremy Brown: Hey, I'm just saying.
Me: Ugh. Stupid white people.
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Book: A Distant Shore, by Caryl Phillips →
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thisiskeg:
amen, i hear ya there. although being home limits me to the captain rather than the guy :/
In times like those, I adopt the philosophy of, “Captain Morgan is the only man I need!”
The first few dates go down smooth and easy, and all we have are high times. I’m giddy, and proudly announce our relationship to the world by attractively slurring, “I’m...
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“he lays at the bottom of nice warm cup of hot coacoa with some captain mo’, promise”
Love hot chocolate! I’d be down for some snuggles with a cute boy and a hot mug—even sans the alcohol. But, it can’t do any harm, right? :)
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@Briskfreshair
I really wanted to drop you a posted thank you to let you know that I really appreciated your compliment on my writing style.
So, sir, thank you very, very much. :)
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Today I need to be rescued!
Oh, knight in shining armor, where foreart thou?
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I hate that people undervalue themselves.
I love you.
And that’s the end of it. :P
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I find it frustrating that I can rationalize my...
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I just had this dream.
Usually I consider myself a non-violent person. Sometimes I may lose my temper, but that only results in me creating a typhoon of bitchy sarcasm. So, when I had a dream last night that I killed something I was a little confused.
I was being pecked at by this bird that happened to possess an abnormally long neck. I, at the time, was in the middle of something important—moving some boxes...
I was just informed that Houston, where I'm from... →
As one of the nation’s largest cities, conservative Houston has been the first to elect an openly gay mayor. I never ever thought that’d be possible, especially since the part I grew up in wasn’t all that gay friendly.
This is the only thing in Houston I find redeeming.
