January 2012
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Rawr!
Text post coming soon. ~
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I just need a nice, chubby guy I can wrap my arms...
I woke up and can't fall back to sleep.
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In defense of a few pounds.
I don’t understand the gay world’s obsession with six pack abs. Coming from a chaser, it seems like a stupid topic to even pick up—of course I’m biased. But, honestly, the straight guys you gawk at in the mall, on campus, or on the street, don’t have a six pack, either. Honestly, they’ve probably just got an average amount of pudge on them just the same.
But,...
It's not that I hate Adele, I just hate how sad...
Honestly. It’s worse than Sarah McLachlan.
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QUEST
Melissa: Kind gentleman! I seek your wisdom. What on this vast, expansive planet possesses both contagious and classy qualities? Me: ‘Tis I! And my companion rhinovirus, which hast taken great affection to me.
Me: M’LADY, through thine postings on facebook, I see thou hast treasure to offer? Verily, I seekest a dining table of sufficient quality. Melissa: Ah, a respectable quest!...
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You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness.
A crush
what other girls do with their crush -
what i do with my crush -
More laughs here
I literally slept all day.
Oh well.
After experimenting in the kitchen for the last couple of months, I’ve lost a lot of the initial fears I had about doing things the “right” way. Good cooking, it seems, is simply a matter of well-guided experimentation and creativity.
I am in a strangely affectionate mood where I...
Hopefully this will be over soon.
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Luck.
Friday night, I met a cute guy at the club. I was a little drunk, but, we left laughing, with a goodbye kiss and each other’s number. Then, we spent all of Saturday and Sunday texting.
So, the guy turns out to look like a cross between Taylor Lautner and Carlos Pena.
AND. And. He went back to his job in LA, today.
Hooray~
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Knightin Shingingarmorus
GENUS AND SPECIES.
December 2011
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Wow. Sorry, Bradley.
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My fantasy football team--THE UNICORNS--won in our...
Accidentally out-competing eight machismo, football-crazed, straight boys without even caring never felt sweeter.
Recharged.
I came back from my vacation to find out I had won employee of the week last week. To which, Ryan informed the office to let me know that he thought I was a ‘bum.’
Tempted as I am to be angry, he’s right. I’ve been exhausted and apathetic the last month and a half. I haven’t been slacking off to the extent that things are falling behind, but, I haven’t exactly...
Love is not only blind, but stupid, too.
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